Kristen responded by saying: "I have a way of dealing with that. ... I'd be, like, listen, dude, you really want the sex?"



Note to Kristen:

- You fuck guys for money... well Thats not safe.

- For $ 5,000 bucks an hour, put on the Bo Peep costume, shove the cucumber up your ass and jump out of the plane, and shut the fuck up.
I know I would!

Note to Elliot:

- Tunnel queens don't keep records and cost a lot less, what's a little adams apple gonna hurt?

-  $ 5,000 bucks, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Two words Elliot " South East Asian New York State International Business Partnering Meeting and Leadership Conference"  wink wink

You could have had an entire girls school over there for that kind of coin, and when you were done you could have had them deep fried and sent home for your daughters " International Culinary Festival"  fund raiser at
whatever pretentious private school you send them too.

By the way Elliot girls that cost $ 5000 bucks an hour don't say thinks like this
" I'd be, like, listen, dude, you really want the sex?"

You were robbed!