With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older...

In the past several months I have been informed by my medical staff that, that at 44 years old
it amazing, considering my past lifestyle, how well I am doing. ( see " Glass Half Full " ).
However, they also advised me of a litany of small problems that I am going to have to address through
Diet, Exercise, Medication and Out patient Surgery.
After removing sugar from my diet for the Borderline Diabetes, A regimen of Steroids to knock out an ear
infection that cost me some considerable hearing loss, suggesting I start taking some medication to prevent my stomach from eating my esophagus for a condition known as Barret's Syndrome and a few complimentary sample
packs of Viagra in the event I have the desire to get the marshmallow in the parking meter, its been a long couple
months.
Today, well in a couple hours they are going in to " Scope" out my shoulder. The plan is to remove a Titleist ProV
made of calcium and that should do the trick. However I have been forewarned that if they find any issues like Labrum or Rotator Cuff problems, they will fix them as well.
The net/net is that best case scenario is that I will have my left arm in a sling for several weeks, do physical therapy for a couple months and be ready for the Hendrickson's Hatch in early may.
Worse case scenario is that I am out for this fishing season.
The good news is, that when I leave today I should have enough Vicodin, that if Hans and Frans want to bring over Happy the Rhino for a little card game to keep me company, well I'm In!
Ralph






Ralph,
If you want to take care of your hearing loss try NOT to stick the mybod in your ear.
ITs the head phones that go in your ears not..
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The before the operation story wasnt your funniest stuff, You must be nervous I bet the after the operation story will be much funnier......either way wishing you the best..........
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The before surgery story was not Ralphs funniest, he must be nervous about the operation, I will bet the after surgery story will be much funnier.....either way hope all went well........
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