We all remember what the first rule back at Spy School was, don't we?

Do NOT get caught!

Kill yourself, eat the microfilm, hit the ejector button and so on.



Well than, what the Fuck were the brainiacs at NASA and the Pentagon thinking when they sent this
"Spy Satellite" up into space without a self destruct button?

From the news I have read, this bus sized satellite should re enter the atmosphere in about 30 - 60 days.

And its headed towards North America, maybe, kinda of, sort of.

These are the same folks that are telling us they are tracking the Near Earth Objects, maybe, kinda of, sort of.

Gives you a warm fuzzy deep inside doesn't it.

You know the Discovery Learning Geographic Channel spends most of its time warning us that some serious shit will be going down, "NOT IF BUT WHEN", and when it does the odds of the human race surviving are slim to none, but if we do survive , Monday Night football is going to be the Chuds vs Morlocks !

So why is it that we can't even think through putting a satellite into space without going through a simple check list

1. What goes up must come down.

At this point in the meeting someone needed to raise there hand and say " Hey maybe we should put a self destruct button on this baby. "  There is one for sale on ebay for $ 20 .00 bucks and the Auction ends in 5 minutes.



But hey no one likes to point out the obvious and look like a suck up in the meetings.


I am going to be so pissed if this thing hits my house. I just put together a fusball table for the kids this
past Christmas and it took me almost 6 hours.


In the words of the infamous Heinrich Himmler , that he muttered before he bit into that cyanide tablet....

"Achtung Baby"

Ralph